47 - Zero Dark Thirty

Ever had an awesome history class you actually loved because the teacher made it feel like story time instead of boring school stuff? ZERO DARK THIRTY is the complete opposite of that. Special guest Kinsey Jones joins Alex and Julio as they navigate the dangerous waters of criticizing a 9/11 movie, analyzing Jessica Chastain's questionable investigative talent, and complaining about yet another instance of a movie wasting Kyle Chandler's time. It's the fourth installment of our Female Filmmakers Arc and it's a doozy!

PHOTO: Artsy patriotism.

PLUGS!

- This trailer for TRICKED spoils almost every reveal in the movie but, as you know, Julio thinks the interesting stuff is the behind-the-scenes documentary that plays before the film.

- This super-cheesy trailer for SWIMMING WITH SHARKS doesn't include the scene Kinsey recreated in the episode but it's still pretty good.

Next time: LOSER. And until then, you and your friends should rate/review/subscribe and also email us at wearethecontrarians@gmail.com to reassure us that we didn't offend anyone when we said America had ever defeated terrorism. Or when we made fun of torture. Or when Alex called Tom Hooper Tobe Hooper.