How's it going, America? You look like you need some cheering up. You need something peppy, something happy, something up-tempo, something snappy. So join Alex and Julio as they recount the horrifying tale of four young adults (and their lady friend) who thought they could make it in music business, got swallowed and spit out by the corporate machine, and only Tom Hanks got to live to tell their story.

Also, keep an ear out for extra hilarity, given that this was recorded BEFORE the latest presidential election. So, you know, there are more than a few "There's no way Trump would ever get elected" moments.